New Heart Container Greeting Cards

Pedro is our cool slutty daddy, but you can be too, let the world know what you need with this ironic dystopian daddy inspired design.

Big simpin' Johnny, aint nobody as thirsty as this. That's why he knows best in this simp game, ya feel me? A light hearted funny design and a call back to old iconic/nolstagic shows!

Here at Kirby's we serve the best sandwiches your heart desires, so come on down to Kirby's! Kirby and food lovers will enjoy this cheerful logo fusion!

Be a feral cutie on your next date with this cute, feral, candy heart design! Perfect for finding feral love and living your best feral life!

I'm Salty, I'm sweet, what more is there to love? I might be a little sassy sometimes, but Hey, I'm not heartless at least.

I'll give you my heart, and you give me your lasagna. A fair trade for the power of a lazy chainsaw demon cat.

Lets be honest -- a few of us have either heard or uttered these words. By the end of it, it's usually met with slight regret wether on the recieving end or not... however in this circumstance "just the tip" may have vividly varying results! Get this cheeky design for someone you swoon over!

Share the spirit of the season with a dash of satan with this cute and funny, hail satan parody, Valentine's day conversation heart shirt!

This feminist inspired design features everything you need to strike fear into the heart of the patriarchy: skulls, blood, knives and the phrase "If he puts his hands on you, cut them off.

If you love pink and also love gangster rap, this girly design is for you! Represent your taste in music and disregard for authority with this F*** The Police design for ballers who really know how to celebrate Valentines!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

You've noodled your way into my heart!

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

We all know a prick or two out there, celebrate valentines with this very outrageous, tongue in cheek design!

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

He may not be real, but hes real in our hearts! Get sappy with this cute romantic Mothman design.

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

You know, there's a lot of big things about bigfoot... but just like you, the biggest thing about them is their heart! Great for your valentine who is obsessed with cryptids!

Are you sick of couples on Valentines smooching and cuddling? Are you immune to the love that is in he air? Are you just sick of everybody loving a holiday invented by greeting card companies? Than this is the design for you!

Happy Valentines day from and for the LGBTQA community. Show your love for pride with this valentines day pride shirt! Perfect valentines gifts for him or her.

There's no love quite like Mothman love <3 happy vibes awe.

Are you feeling saucy and ready to turn heads? Let this design weed out the unworthy candidates of your style and grace! Show off your bold personality with this design today!

We all know and love a C*** out there, celebrate valentines with this very outrageous, tongue in cheek design!

Angering the cucco birds is the easiest way to get some motivation for your morning job. Sure you may need a few extra heart pieces, but at least you exercised! Say, what's that beeping noise...?

I Love U Bitch.

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Look, I just really really love bacon. Nothing can satisfy that salty, meaty, delicious flavor like bacon can!

There's no doubt about it... we're like peas in a pod, valentines!

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Does your special someone prefer a sushi date rather than a box of chocolates? And of course they like it raw (I MEAN SASHIMI OBVIOUSLY)! foodie gifts foodies sushi rolls sushi patterns japanese food sushi cute nigiri sashimi sushi fan sushi gifts hearts candy heart valentines card valentines day valentine food valentine food lovey love valentines cards sushi dinner raw like it raw heart box box of chocolates valentines valentines day funny valentines day so i heard you like it raw?